-My Mind Is On Fire-
jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

discowitchvintage:

The Haute List :: $75 & Under on the Haute Macabre blog
blfantasy:

クリ蒼*9人交換繪 | 隱夢*Please do not remove source

blfantasy:

クリ蒼*9人交換繪 | 隱夢*
Please do not remove source

dizplicity:

This couch

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is where

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yaoi happens

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If you get soaked, you’ll catch a cold, Master.

Is it there? Do I have a face? 
It’s fine. It’s all there.

loosifcr:

gay-inquisitor:

rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

heck that is so sweet

This is the best thing in the world

humanthrone:

humanthrone:

everything and everyone is ok

Bonus:

I forgot how butthurt hannibal was


Did you take any cooking lessons for Hannibal? Mads: I did take cooking lessons with a wonderful woman. She’s Japanese, she’s called Janice, she’s the one that’s preparing all the food. She’s fantastic. She has a supervisor in Spain that is preparing all the food on paper, but she’s actually doing it.  She was the very first person I met when I came to the show, and she’s a little like Buffalo Bill. In the sense that she’s fantastic and enigmatic, but I went into her house and there was chicken bones hanging on wire and thingies and drums. And she was about to teach me how to cook.  She taught me how to hold a knife. She’s the one cooking, she’s the one telling me how to slice and chop, and how to look cool when I do it. But eventually I’m eating her food, I had cooking lessons, but I am a terrible cook. [x]

Did you take any cooking lessons for Hannibal? 
Mads: I did take cooking lessons with a wonderful woman. She’s Japanese, she’s called Janice, she’s the one that’s preparing all the food. She’s fantastic. She has a supervisor in Spain that is preparing all the food on paper, but she’s actually doing it.
 She was the very first person I met when I came to the show, and she’s a little like Buffalo Bill. In the sense that she’s fantastic and enigmatic, but I went into her house and there was chicken bones hanging on wire and thingies and drums. And she was about to teach me how to cook.
 She taught me how to hold a knife. She’s the one cooking, she’s the one telling me how to slice and chop, and how to look cool when I do it. But eventually I’m eating her food, I had cooking lessons, but I am a terrible cook. [x]

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.